Things that will happen if the government doesn't exist

1. People will build lemonade stands – like, really successful lemonade stands – without a permit!
2. The government (who kidnaps, confines, harasses, steals from, and kills people) won’t be able to protect me from criminals (who kidnap, confine, harass, steal from, and kill people)!
3. MY ROADS WILL NO LONGER EXIST!!!
4. I won’t be able to entertain the NSA with all my Google searches about embarrassing medical problems!
5. No one will force my beliefs on other people!
6. Someone might grope me at the airport, and, oh wait, the government already does that.
7. Someone will steal 40% of my income, and no one will stop them! Yes, I know the government does that, too, but the robber’s money will be used only for himself! At least the government uses the money for things that affect other people, like indiscriminate killing and police brutality.
8. People will feed the homeless. Only the government should do that!
9. I will become addicted to meth, and no one will ruin my life by putting me in jail for ruining my own life!
10. No one will stop me from killing my annoying next-door neighbor that’s always inviting me to do stuff with them!
11. Businesses will discriminate against me, and no one will force them to take my money!
12. People will start businesses without a permit, thus creating jobs without government approval!
13. Businesses will get too powerful and oppress us. That’s the government’s job!
14. Most importantly, no one will tell me how to live my life!

This, my friends, is why we need totalitarianism! 1984 will be our instruction manual so we can reach this goal.